ET tu?

It's a white lie to be called the best 
if you are the only person around, 

and therefore you are also unintentionally the worst.
I know it was said as an encouragement, 
so thank you.

On some days I find ET a perfect excuse for having slippery hands on the piano.
On other days, I wish there was some permanent fix like this guy.

Pictured: The musician who played banjo on operating table while doctors carried out surgery on his brain

Cool, right?

That way I will know for sure if the worst is my own self or really is ET.