A-Z Challenge 2014

I'm doing it this year!
I've been wanting to write more and this seems just the push I need.
I keep thinking that I'm not up to Nana's writing standards and can't do any mini stories or stuff like that. But then this is the season of 'If I don't be me, who else is going to be me?', so I'm just going to wing it with utter nonsense.
I haven't set myself a theme, or like a minimum word count.
So do bear with me.
I've asked Nana to give me a list of A-Z words (it's easier this way!) and she came up with this;

antelope

boy

cantankerous

dwarves

elephant

famous

girl

hippopotamus

iguana

jerky

katniss

lumberjack

maple syrup

neon

opportunity

purple

quarter

ramble

sniper

thor

undecided

vain

water

xenophobia

yellow

zits

Here's to hopefully writing them all up!!!!

**post update**
After doing some alphabets, I honestly have to say.... I have no clue what am I doing.
They have been basically rants on the words chosen.
The beauty of the language destructed in my hands. *hysterical wicked laugh*